This is my daughter's cat ... Aria.

She is FAT! She doesn't care that you know she is FAT! As a matter of fact, she really doesn't care what you think about anything. Do you know why? I'll tell you; Aria has issues! That's right ... Issues with a capital "I" ...

Personally, I think she is possessed by some "cat demon" ... she will lay her ears back and hiss at the drop of a hat. Most of the time, though, she just ignores you.

When you hear the name ... ARIA ... you might think a melodic, beautiful voice. You, sir ... you, madam ... are most certainly wrong! That is a voice from Dante's Inferno when she speaks.