The First Lady just brought a batch of Paul's Party Mix to the office. My wonderful daughter always makes me a batch or two during Christmas and this is the first.

Hence, I have installed trip wires, infrared surveillance, night vision recording, and a direct alarm to police headquarters so that it will be safe. Do NOT attempt to take any of my party mix ... I will break your fingers (in a loving, caring way, that is!).

Now if I just had some fudge ... Hmmm!